(RushLimbaugh)...Who among us is not sad to see the Teleprompter of the United States, TOTUS, such immense talent, pass away at such a young age. I mean, this prompter is not even seven months old. The president's teleprompter, brilliantly talented, a giant in his field, one of the best teleprompters ever. At a time like this many will say he was taken from us too soon, that his best days were still ahead of him. To that I say good riddance. That little wiseass teleprompter was propping up an authoritarian socialist and helped this president conduct a War on Prosperity. This teleprompter that everybody is feeling so sorry for helped the president destroy the private sector. This teleprompter was the best friend of a fraudulent, anti-free market liberal. The dearly departed teleprompter was an accessory here to outrageous acts against the United States economy, attempting to take our money and property under false pretenses, lying about global warming, lying about health care, cap and tax and what have you.
I've just learned, ladies and gentlemen, that the Teleprompter of the United States was extremely depressed in recent weeks. President Obama continues to claim his administration is transparent, and yet only the teleprompter is transparent -- especially the part that died yesterday. It's a piece of glass you see through, and that was the only transparency in the Obama administration. It was never discussed. The teleprompter was never getting the credit that it thought it was due. Things are not well. The TOTUS, the Teleprompter of the United States, is survived by its wife, a General Electric toaster oven; and its four iPod children
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